(Now BUBSY BEALS lights another cigar and puffs himself up to his full size, and with CRAFTY FOXX by his side, advances on the KIDS and TEACHER TESS back in the great hall. The lights change to blue and purple and the KIDS cower back against the bannister, LITTLE JACK hiding in the skirts of TEACHER TESS.)
BUBSY BEALS
Damn! Foiled again!
By the sneaky little kid and the mother hen.
Lost without my crystal ball,
It looks like my back's up against the wall.
But I'll turn this around, oh yes
I always come back strong
So listen now pretty Tess
You should'na done me wrong
No, no, ya should'na done me wrong
No, no, ya should'na done me wrong
HENRY
It's okay. I don't think he can hurt us.
TEACHER TESS
No, without this crystal ball he has lost half his power.
BUBSY BEALS
Makes me so mad.
Just when things were going so good too.
MILO
Aww, you were headed for a fall, big guy!
(The rest of the KIDS pull the suddenly audacious MILO back away from BUBSY; now BUBSY turns his wrath on CRAFTY FOXX.)
Hey Crafty, you let me down
Guess I'll just say "see you round".
CRAFTY FOXX
Er, why, Bubsy? No need to overreact here....
BUBSY BEALS
Come on now, this ain't no joke
I think it's your turn to go up in smoke
(BUBSY now waves his hand at CRAFTY FOXX, who suddenly goes up in sulfurous flames.)
CRAFTY FOXX
Aww no! Nooooooo! Too hot....TOO HOT!
BUBSY BEALS
But I'll turn this around, oh yes
I always come back strong
So listen now pretty Tess
You should'na done me wrong
No, no, ya should'na done me wrong
No, no, ya should'na done me wrong
TEACHER TESS
I never did you wrong. I let you live when you had tried to take my life and the lives of so many others.
BUBSY BEALS
(indifferently)
I hate when that happens.
Ruins my whole day.
SERAFINA
You're a bad man, Mr. Bubsy Beals! A bad bad man and nobody likes you!
BUBSY BEALS
(chuckling)
Aw now c'mon little girl, yer breakin' my heart!
SERAFINA
It's not Tess's fault you tried to destroy the kingdom and they had to put you in the lake! That's a lot nicer than I would have done!
BUBSY BEALS
Yeah, well, anyway, guess it looks like they shoulda finished me off when they had the chance!
MILO
And it certainly wasn't very nice to vaporize Mr. Foxx like that! He was only doing everything you told him to!
BUBSY
Aww.. there, there my little snot-nose! I can reconstitute ol' Crafty any time I want out of sawdust, charcoal, and pine needles! But you know, I think instead of Crafty, your chief concern really ought to be the plight of your beloved parents....
MILO
What d'you mean?
SERAFINA
Yeah, what do you mean?
BUBSY BEALS
Oh, no time to explain now, I really must be going. Dear me, look at the time.
(Now BUBSY makes as if to leave, then thinks better of it and turns back to deliver this last verse as a parting shot.)
But before I say toodle-oo
Boys and girls let me tell you something that is true
MILO
What do you know about our parents you vile ogre?
BUBSY BEALS
Tess you remember your old flame?
Volcano Boy, one and the same!
SERAFINA
Teacher Tess's prince is really Volcano Boy? That means he's still alive!
BUBSY BEALS
Yeah that's right, I stole him away
Your boyfriend's working for me today
TEACHER TESS
I knew there had to be some reason he never came back!
BUBSY BEALS
And now I leave to join my faithful slave
Atop a stony black mountain in a sulfur cave
TEACHER TESS
(composing herself)
The important thing is, where are the kings and queens Bubsy?
BUBSY BEALS
And I'll turn this around, oh yes
I always come back strong
So listen now pretty Tess
You should'na done me wrong
No, no, ya should'na done me wrong
No, no, ya should'na done me wrong
I think I've said too much.
See y'all in the climactic final scene.
(BUBSY BEALS pulls out a flame-red guitar and rips a shredding guitar solo as he flees the scene using his magic teleportation power, or maybe just by ducking out a window. Then suddenly the sound of a telephone ringing gets louder and louder. The KIDS look around but there is no phone in sight. Finally HENRY points to the Crystal Ball.)
FELIX
Henry! Henry--what's that sound? Henry--do you hear it? What could that be?
HENRY
It's coming from that crystal ball!
MADELINE
What is it?
HENRY
Huh! Seems like we're getting some sort of message....I think it's from the kings and queens!
(And now we see the SIX GROWNUPS, high above the stage, trapped atop a smoky volcano. Their faces are smeared with soot, they are wounded, their armor is blackened and torn apart, and in general they look defeated in a desperate battle.)
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